1:35am post why ask why?

I'm drunk to say the least so lets begin rant ....


Public Bathroom Etiquette: When you are done using a bathroom stall, do everyone a favor and leave the fuckin door cracked open. I don't want to play peek-a-boo through the cracks of a stall with a 250lb man taking shit.

I could just walk up real quick and tug on the door, no peek-a-boo, but I hate to walk up and tug on a closed door that's locked and give someone a shit kill. When I'm in the stall and some putz pulls that shit on me, for a split second I think, "did I lock the fuckin door?" as my asshole clenches up and I prepare for the worst. It's a shit kill. Now I have to spend extra time making myself comfortable enough again to finish my shit. For common courtesy sake, I don't do that.

It's an awkward feeling when you attempt to open a stall door that you think is unoccupied and it's locked. It feels intrusive the split second you pull and realize it's locked. The next split second you realize you are standing 2 feet away from someone taking a shit, possibly worse. Instinct kicks in, back away as quickly as fucking possible.

Brown discolored pussies on white women: What is the story on this phenomenon? I can see Blacks, Latinas, Asians, Cubans, name your brown nationality of choice, having these pussy colors. But how does a white woman end up with brown nether regions? Did she wipe the wrong way as a child and it forever stained her womanhood? I wouldn't care other than the fact that I think it looks gnarly, and I'm extremely curious.

Cutting it short, will post again soon...