Geometry Lesson

yosoyveneno: circle jerk?
little_love_elf: lol
little_love_elf: ew
Gote: when guys get in a circle and jerk it
yosoyveneno: define pls
irongirl01: Bunch of guys jerking off in a circle Veneno
Gote: to be blunt
irongirl01: mostly guy men
irongirl01: gay men
Gote: sometimes it's a contest
irongirl01: lol
Gote: to see who can cum first
Gote: i'm a four time champ
little_love_elf: what the???

Who is this guy?

This is on the front page of espn.com right now..

Many of us dream of winning the World Series of Poker. For most, it's just that: a dream. But not for Johnny Chang. Then again, he turned $320 into $30,000 when he was only 16.

I must research this Chang fellow, never heard of him....

Happy Easter

It's 8am Easter morning and I'm drinking a beer. It's a holiday, no rules. My 3yr. old son is with me so we will be outside looking for eggs in a few hours with a slew of other kids. When I was a kid, easter eggs were hidden throughout the inside of the house. I've never hunted for eggs outside. Without rain of course, I think outside sounds like a hell of a lot more fun. More area to explore and it's exciting being outside like you would be on a real hunt. Plus you get to battle with all the other kids, it's a war zone. Luckily my son has studied Chuck Norris. I get a feeling I'm going to see at least one roundhouse kick to the head of some poor snot nosed brat.

Haven't done anything terribly exciting pokerwise. Did two $5 HU sng's yesterday. Played Veneno HU one game, lost on a suck out of course. I had 55, board was 9639, all the money goes in, she has AK. River K, which stands for "Kick" in my balls. She also bluffed me off a tourney winning hand. I came close to calling, I had pocket 88 on a AJxxT board, she pushes on river. I seriously consider calling thinking a bluff is a highly likely scenario, but I fold reasoning that if I'm wrong, I've lost the game. I'll just outplay her instead. I forgot to factor in the Veneno suck out goddess factor. Played Weak after that, lost. We were even for a while, going back and forth. Then I get top pair and lost to turned trips. I knew I was beat after he raised my turn bet, but I had 300 chips left after that, so auto call. After that I realized I should've just pushed all in on turn if I was gonna bet, instead of leaving myself with meaningless shit chip stack. Durr.